As I said before, if there was a general forum for ST: TNG, I'd love to post some of these things. IAE, I think this is just as good a place as any.
But you know, I was recently thinking, some of the lines from Star Trek: the Next Generation were pretty funny. In fact I was just recently thinking about "In Theory" which originally aired on June 3, 1991. Data tries to strike up a romance with fellow crewman Jenna D'Sora. But you know Data's an android, and things are never the way they seem in theory.
Anyways, I think these are some of the funnier lines from the episode. And hey if you can think of any ST: TNG lines that tickled your funny bone in the past, by all means post them here:
"The cat's out of the bag."
"Spot?"
"Darling, you remain as aesthetically pleasing as the first day we met. I believe I am the most fortunate sentient in this sector of the galaxy!"
"What is wrong with you tonight?"
"My most recent self-diagnostic revealed no malfunctions. Perhaps something is wrong with you!"
etc.
"My legs, where are my legs!"
"Right where they're suppose to be, Mother."
"The cat's out of the bag."
"Spot?"
hah, I watched that episode yesterday and I was laughing at this line ;)
Well, one of my favourite lines will always be Worf's "I AM NOT A MERRY MAN!" :D
I thought Deanna telling halographic self to "Muzzle it" was funny.
Guinan: "That was setting one. Anyone want to see setting two?"
"I am Lwaxana Troi. Daughter of the Fifth House of Betazed. Holder of the sacred chalice of Riix, Heir to the holy rings of Betazed. Who are you?"
Lwaxana: "Let's get one thing straight, little man. I am not for sale. And if, by some chance, I were to become available, I would rather eat Orion wing slugs than deal with a toad-faced troll like you! So go away and find yourself somebody else to become your property!"
Of course, Lwaxana is always talking to herself when she talks to the computer. In face, I have her voice on my computer, as the computer. I know I'm weird, getting a kick out of Majel talking to herself. lol
Oh yes and this: "Or more." Deanna was funny there.
„I protest, I am NOT a Merry Man!”